tv The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon NBC October 14, 2016 11:34pm-12:37am EDT
and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 555! directory assistance! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, everybody. welcome. hot crowd tonight. welcome! welcome, welcome, welcome to -- welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here. [ cheers and applause ] you made it that's what i'm talking about. it's all you guys. welcome. thank you very much. well, here's what everyone is talking about, here. of course it's the election,
campaign manager said that based on early voting, they expect this election to have the largest voter turnout in american history. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. more people than ever will go to the polls for their chance to say, "uh, i guess." [ laughter and applause ] i saw that last night, hillary held a fund-raiser with elton john in california. which was great until they showed up wearing the same suit. and that was just -- [ laughter ] it just ruin -- you ever do that? that ever happened to you? >> steve: just check. >> jimmy: before that, hillary was talking about some of donald trump's recent comments and what she thought it made us all want to do. listen to this. >> it makes you want to turn off the news. it makes you want to unplug the internet or just look at cat gifs. [ laughter ] believe me, i get it. in the last few weeks, i've watched a lot of cats do a lot of weird and interesting things.
>> jimmy: i guess the next time she has a coughing fit, it might be a hairball. [ laughter and applause ] just keep that in mind. it might just -- [ hacking ] [ light laughter ] over on the republican side, donald trump said yesterday that he didn't even need to run for president, and that he's only running so that he can give back to the country he loves. and russia said, "it [ applause ] "that's so sweet. thank you." that's right, trump said that he wants to give back to the country he loves. then people said there's always that other way to give back to your country -- pay your damn taxes. [ cheers and applause ] just pay your damn taxes, man! ?? pay your damn taxes. [ light laughter ]
donald trump ? ? pay your damn taxes donald ? ?? ? pay your damn taxes donald trump ? >> steve: trump. >> jimmy: hey, before the final debate between trump and hillary, it will take place next week in las vegas. that's right. trump insisted the debate that takes place in vegas, so that everything that happens there stays there. [ applause ] this is interesting. a new survey finds that support for legal marijuana in the u.s. decade. [ cheers and applause ] and you can -- you could tell by listening to some of our politicians that they're into weed. let's take a look at this. ?? [ coughing ] [ mumbling ] >> -- and not pay anything. >> well, you know, i -- i -- i don't have a problem with -- if i were in charge right now.
i wouldn't -- i wouldn't know if i was in charge of what i would do now where i was when you were there. this is pretty amazing. new data from the hubble space telescope shows that the universe has two trillion galaxies, which is ten times more than previously thought. the good news is, none of those galaxies are made by samsung. so we're going to be all right. [ applause ] we're going to be okay. we're going to be all right. we're going to be okay. >> steve: it blowed up. >> jimmy: oh, a new article claims that taco bell has become one of the healthiest food chains after taking artificial ingredients out of their food and offering lighter options. so next time you go to taco bell, be sure to order their new healthy option - - fistful of lettuce. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] really healthy. >> steve: so good. so good. crunchy. >> jimmy: you want me to feed you? you could use your hand if you want to. little controversy here. controversy.
little controversy. houston rockets guard, bobby brown, has apologized after he wrote his name and jersey number on the great wall of china. he would have gotten away with it too, if he hadn't written his name and jersey number on the great wall of china. [ laughter and applause ] "how'd you know it was me?" get this. a recent study suggests that watching tv y significant other can boost the quality of a couple's relationship. so, next time you make your wife sit through seven hours of football, let her know, "i'm doing this for us." [ laughter and applause ] and finally, a harvard psychologist who studies dreams recently said that dogs likely dream of our faces, our scents, and trying to please us. [ audience aws ] then dogs said, "nope, just butts." [ laughter and applause ] that's all it is. we have a great show tonight!
[ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great crowd! hey, everybody. welcome. we have a fantastic show tonight. this guy is the best. we love it when he stops by. we just love it. what a great guy. funny, funny human. jon hamm is here, you guys! >>ve >> jimmy: great actor. he's a stud. jon's going tell us all about his big new movie, "keeping up with the joneses," and then he and i have something fun planned for later in the show. it's going to be good. [ cheers ] plus, she plays "miranda sings" in the brand-new netflix series, "haters back off!" colleen ballinger is dropping by tonight. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she's amazing. she's totally -- i mean, it's a a totally -- it's a total character. totally different than what she
but you'll see what she's like in real life tonight. and we have great music. i'm so excited about these dudes. every time they come on, they just rock the place. kings of leon are here tonight! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love those guys. "waste a moment" is their jam. you want to hear a second of it? >> steve: yeah, bust off a a piece. ?? >> jimmy: that's it. there you go. but kings of leon on tonight. that's it right there. they're on tonight. >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guys, today is friday. that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, check my inbox, return some e-mails, and of course i send out thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] i was running a bit behind. i thought if you wouldn't mind, i'd just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you guys? [ cheers and applause ] you guys are the best. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please. ?? [ light laughter ] good to see you, james. >> steve: yeah. look how cute he looks. >> jimmy: i haven't seen him in
[ light laughter ] >> steve: look at him. >> jimmy: well, we hung out last night. we hung out last night a little bit. >> steve: what'd you do last night? >> jimmy: i'll tell you later on. [ light laughter ] >> steve: he's still wearing the same outfit. >> jimmy: i'm just happy -- yeah. ?? thank you, pop-up halloween stores, for reminding me where radioshack used to be. [ laughter and applause ] i love radioshack. >> steve: i need some batteries. >> jimmy: thank you, ryan lochte, for getting engaged this week. great news. but michael phelps got engaged just a little bit faster. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh! ?? >> jimmy: that's true at this time. >> steve: little bit! >> jimmy: a fact's a fact. >> steve: that's it. that's a fact, jack. ?? >> jimmy: thank you, scientists, for trying a new anti-aging drug that can help dogs live longer. you'll know your dog's a little too old when it looks at your leg and says, "eh, we just did it last night."
come on. ?? thank you, jammed photocopier. i could probably fix you, but i'm just going to walk away and let the next person deal with it. [ applause ] >> steve: input tray two? ?? >> jimmy: thank you, great white shark breeding ground that was just discovered off the coast of long island, for being a place where majestic or as that's also known, connecticut. [ laughter and applause ] did you know that? >> steve: i did not know that. now i do. ?? >> jimmy: thank you, people with the first name patrick, for probably feeling uncomfortable around people with the last name, kilpatrick. [ applause ]
>> jimmy: thank you, singing in the shower. or as i like to call you -- soap operas. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> steve: it's a thinker. ladies and gentlemen, leaving the stage for the last time -- >> jimmy: i got it. >> steve: james thomas fallon! >> jimmy: i got it. thank you. ?? >> jimmy: what's that? >> steve: what happened? >> jimmy: i just couldn't find the exit. [ light laughter ] >> steve: oh. ?? >> jimmy: thank you, organic cotton towels. if i ever decide to eat a a towel, i'm glad i know there's a healthy option. [ laughter and applause ] there you guys have it right there. they're my thank you notes. we'll be right back with jon hamm! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: we are joined right now by an emmy and golden globe award winning actor. we love him. you know him from big movies like "bridesmaids" and "the town." of course, for his role as don draper on the critically acclaimed show "mad men." startin next friday, he stars alongside zach galifianakis in the big new action comedy called, "keeping up with the joneses." please welcome back to our show, jon hamm, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? ?? jon hamm right there! [ cheers and applause ] that is how you do it.
that's how you come on to a a show. always great to see you. >> i'm fully out of breath, by the way. >> jimmy: you are a stud. always good to see you, brother. how are you? everything great? >> very well. good to see you. thank you very much. thanks for having me and thank you so much -- guys, they say a a lot of things about new york city. best water right here. >> jimmy: see that's what i'm talking about. >> right here, best water. >> jimmy: thank you. >> that is tap as tap can be. >> jimmy: speaking of tapping, i was telling you about this broadway show. there is no tap dancing in the . >> not yet. >> jimmy: not yet, but i saw this the other night, "oh hello." >> "oh hello." >> jimmy: oh -- hello. it is a very, very funny play. >> yeah, did you notice anything special about the -- who was in the show, though? it stars our friends -- >> jimmy: nick kroll and john mulaney. >> yes. very, very talented guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's really funny. the show has got probably a a thousand jokes in the show. >> it's really great. >> jimmy: it's unbelievably funny. it was great. and then i was like i was looking through the playbill --
wrong --. >> jimmy: they have understudies. >> sure. >> jimmy: so this is the stars of the play right there, and this is their understudies right there. it's you and john slattery. now, that's not -- now, in case something goes wrong? >> yeah. just in case, you know, they're getting up there. one of them maybe throws a hip. [ light laughter ] you got to be ready to go. we get a call and i live in los angeles, which makes it very difficult to make an 8:00 show. [ laughter ] 8:00 show. >> well, you know, that's why you get the broadway express, takes you right across the country. >> jimmy: all across the country. went all the way down to do like a who's who in the cast in playbill, and there's a whole bio of you. not one mention of "mad men." >> well, they -- they had asked if i would be interested in understudying, and i immediately said yes, of course. this is all taking place via text, because that's how professional all of us are. [ light laughter ] and so i get a text from
and he goes, alright, i need a a bio. first of all, like, i'm pretty sure this is illegal, given like actor's equity and all that stuff. he goes, i need a -- i need a a written confirmation that you want to do this. and i sent back the this emoji and the this emoji. [ laughter ] and he said, that'll do. >> jimmy: that'll do. >> that'll do her. >> jimmy: that'll do pig. >> but he says -- and he goes, i need a bio from you and i said okay, and i wrote down my high school acting creditd a thing i did in college. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and that's it. >> jimmy: you were various roles in "greater tuna" at don burrows high school. >> yes, i was. "greater tuna." >> jimmy: "greater tuna," yeah. >> great play. >> jimmy: not -- better than great. >> great, yeah. sequel to "pretty good tuna." >> jimmy: "pretty good tuna." >> and not for nothing, the thing that they do, the prank in the show, too much tuna. >> jimmy: too much tuna is, yeah.
we're all a big part of this thing we call the great american tuna salad. >> it was so funny and alan alda was a surprise guest and man, he was funny. he was unbelievable. he was great. and they came up but i could never do -- have you done? >> i've done it. yes you could. what are you talking about you could never do it? >> jimmy: i can't do theater acting. no i can't. >> you did a version of it on "saturday night live" for years. this would be considered a a version of theater acting. >> jimmy: no. no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: when i was on "saturday night live," it was a a pure giggle fest. i just laughed my way through six seasons. >> i'm pretty sure studio audiences are never wrong. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but you started there and you -- >> you guys. >> jimmy: have you ever done these soap opera works? >> well, i mean, are you talking about singing in the shower? ??
>> jimmy: see that gavin? hi, gavin. >> we gotta figure this out. >> jimmy: hey, we're back. we're back, everybody. jon hamm's here. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how -- >> i just came out of there. i know there was --. >> jimmy: there's got to be a a hole in there somewhere. >> we got to figure that out. we got to get better at that. >> jimmy: "keeping up with the joneses." let's talk about you, zach galifianakis, isla fisher. >> wonder woman gal gadot. >> jimmy: yes, gal gadot. >> gal gadot. >> jimmy: yeah, gal gadot. >> gal gadot. [ light laughter ] she is wonder woman. >> jimmy: and i wonder -- >> i wonder -- >> jimmy: i wonder which woman she is. >> how to pronounce that name. >> jimmy: yeah it's -- yeah. >> all lovely people. zach and i have been friends for while. >> you and zach know each other. >> yeah, we've known each other for, god, going on 20 years, which just makes me feel old. >> jimmy: no, no, no, no. >> but he's such a wildly
>> jimmy: i love the guy. >> and crazy funny, and the movie is -- it's an -- kind of an action comedy. >> jimmy: it's perfect. >> so it's like -- and it's also, like the thing i really like about it, we had a a wonderful time making it, obviously, but it's having worked in various roles over the years of my career, but, like, it's when i can actually go to see with my aunt and not have a really uncomfortable car ride home. >> jimmy: okay yeah -- you've yeah. >> like, yeah, sorry, aunt sandy. >> jimmy: there's op there was music in the opening. i know, you can't say anything. those moments. >> it's really funny. >> jimmy: but you're neighbors. >> these two neighbors, zach and isla live on a cul-de-sac and myself and gal move in, and we don't -- we kind of don't fit in and they wonder why and it turns out, well, obviously because we're spies. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. yeah. [ light laughter ] so, they start getting mixed up. >> mixed up in some intrigue.
>> jimmy: yeah, exactly. we have a clip. here's jon hamm and zach galifianakis in "keeping up with the joneses" in theaters next friday. check this out. >> are you hurt? >> i've been shot. >> oh, god. no, honey. >> it burns. it burns. [ yelling ] >> let's run for cole's house. gun shot ] oh, god! [ gun shots ] >> when it gets to you down here, get in the car. >> why, so you can kill us in there? >> i said, get in the car. >> we're going to get in the car. >> guys, now. >> when i count to three, we're going to run, okay? one, two, jeff! >> oh, my god. >> i said three! >> jeff, please, would you just get in the car. >> i was gonna get a head start? >> on your wife?!? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jon, you're a big movie star. you're an emmy and golden globe winner, but i'm curious if we can get into some of your
are you cool with that. >> oh, yeah, i'd love to. >> jimmy: more with jon hamm after the break. stick around, everybody. jon hamm! [ cheers and applause ] ?? woah! you're not taking these. hey, hey, hey! you're not taking those. woah, woah! you're not taking that. come with me. you're not taking that. you're not taking that. mom, i'm taking the subaru. don't be late. even when we're not there to keep them safe, our subaru outback will be.
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?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm hanging out with jon hamm! [ cheers and applause ] "keeping up with the joneses." now, jon, a lot of people don't know this, but years ago, you and i acted on tv together. >> yeah, we've done a couple things. we showed a couple last time i was here. >> jimmy: that's right. we were on a cop show. >> a clip from the cop show. but we did a soap opera a while back. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's what i wanted to talk about. >> we've worked together a lot. >> jimmy: a lot. a lot, a lot. everyone, it was called "in the dusk of night." >> weird title. >> jimmy: yeah. but it lasted. >> it did last. i mean, it was surprisingly successful, and it's weird that
famous and no one's ever seen it. >> jimmy: well -- [ light laughter ] >> i mean, it's a soap opera so it doesn't really do like reruns. >> jimmy: no, people have seen it! it had a big following. we played two friends and business partners who always found themselves in extremely tense and dramatic situations. >> yeah, it got very very good. >> jimmy: i think it really helped us hone our serious acting. >> oh, absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, you know, i'm -- i might be stating the obvious, but it's pretty much the reason i got "mad men." >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ] >> "dusk of night." >> jimmy: "dusk of night." [ scattered applause ] >> "dusk of night." >> jimmy: there was one weird thing t he was this guy named -- >> oh, oh, giovanni puccini. >> jimmy: giovanni puccini. >> yeah, yeah. giovanni puccini. [ light laughter ] weird, weird guy. great director. [ laughter ] great director. >> jimmy: he was the best. but he -- remember he had, like, a pet turtle? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you remember this? and he let the turtle drive around the set in a remote control car. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] it was -- yeah. and the weird -- 'cause the turtle would just drive. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the turtle, not a great driver. >> jimmy: no.
weren't -- as actors, you were not allowed to react to it. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. and it was really strange but i think it helped us develop a a certain level of discipline and grow as dramatic actors. >> yeah, yeah, no. >> jimmy: actually, we have a a clip -- >> no! >> jimmy: from the show. would you guys like to see it? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: take a look at this. ?? ?? >> jimmy: where were you last night? >> what do you mean where was i? >> jimmy: you said you were going out bowling with the guys from the office. next thing i know, brad calls me and says he saw you with my girlfriend, stacy. >> ah, come on, david. it's not what it seems. >> jimmy: oh really? >> yes.
really. [ beeping ] [ laughter ] i mean, look, look, the truth is, stacy and i were planning a a surprise party for your birthday, so congratulations, i guess it's not a surprise anymore. >> jimmy: that's fine. i prefer to celebrate my birthday with real friends anyway. [ beeping ] [ laughter ] [ beeping ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> that is -- that is good tv. [ cheers and applause ] really, really good tv. >> jimmy: really brings back memories. >> it really does. it's such a high quality of television, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's like it really ushered in the golden age. [ laughter ] do you remember the turtle's name? >> jimmy: todd. >> todd. >> jimmy: that was his name.
i think we have another clip from the show. this is from -- >> not season 2. >> jimmy: also called the second season. >> wow. okay. [ laughter ] because things -- things got weird in the second season. >> jimmy: the director installed a mini-speaker system into todd's car, do you remember this? >> i do. [ light laughter ] his reasoning behind it was that he thought that the music would help todd's mood. >> jimmy: i know, but look, i'm not a pet doctor, so i don't -- >> anymore. >> jimmy: no, not anymore. >> yeah, you're a talk show host. >>my so i don't know if music can affect the animal's mood. i will say, it didn't affect the intense drama of the show. >> let's take a look. [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: bad news, harvey. >> what is it?
your numbers are down. that's right. we're losing money. >> damnit, david, i trusted you! ?? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: but that's not all! i also know about you and stacy! >> oh, come on, cut the crap, stacy and i are just friends and you know that! >> jimmy: last time i checked, just friends don't french kiss! ?? [ laughter and applause ] [ beeping ] ?? [ beeping ] [ cheers and applause ] ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: two was fun >> it really was. >> jimmy: that was a fun one. >> it really was. i'm really happy that we don't
>> no. >> jimmy: yes. [ cheers and applause ] the third season. and if you'll remember, during season 3, giovanni puccini -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: remember that? >> yes. >> jimmy: he decided todd was getting lonely and needed friends, so he bought a pet frog and a pet chicken. >> weird choice. weird choice. >> jimmy: i mean, i'm just saying it's just -- it did -- it was a little distracting but, i don't know, i think it brought the best out of our -- >> a frog and a chicken -- >> jimmy: dramatic acting. >> and a turtle. >> puccini. >> jimmy: watch the acting. he's a genius. see for yourself. [ cheers and applause ] ?? >> jimmy: scotch, harvey? >> after the week we've had,
woo hoo! >> jimmy: look, harvey -- [ laughter ] >> you all right? >> jimmy: i had a rough week too. >> i get it. boardin' the stretch. >> jimmy: i got to level with you. i'm leaving the company. >> what? ?? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they offered me a a position as ceo of brokers over at trade incorporated. i can't get an opportunity like this and let it slip through my fingers. >> you backstabbing son of a a bitch! [ cheers and applause ] ?? what about stacy? does she know? >> jimmy: what? yes! she's known all along! ?? now, look. ?? harvey. [ cheers and applause ] harvey, look at me. >> yes, i'm looking. >> jimmy: understand me.
i'm leaving. >> listen to me. i will never forget all the memories we've faced, and all the adventures that we've had. ?? [ beeping ] >> jimmy: hug? >> come on. bring it in, buddy. [ beeping ] oh, yeah. ?? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: those were -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a great three seasons! anyways, congrats on your "mad men" -- congrats on "mad men" and your movie career. >> wow. thank you. >> jimmy: be sure to check out keeping up -- [ cheers and applause ] "keeping up with the joneses," in theaters next friday, october 21st. my thanks to jon hamm. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: you know our next guest from her wildly popular youtube character, "miranda sings." her videos have garnered more than a billion views online. wow. [ cheers and applause ] starting today, you can see her in the brand-new series, "haters back off!" streaming now on netflix. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome colleen ballinger! [ cheers and applause ] ?? ?? >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. >> oh, you're so nice. thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back, 'cause last time you were here, you were in character as miranda. >> yes. >> jimmy: the whole time. >> yes, i had much more lipstick on last time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was much creepier. >> jimmy: she wears a lot of lipstick, yeah. but i want to get to know you a a little bit and hear your background, because it's very, very interesting to me.
about a hundred cats around you. >> yes. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: explain this to me. >> well, i feel like this picture perfectly explains my childhood and how i feel on the inside currently. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that. >> i'm obsessed with cats. i've always been obsessed with cats. and as a child, we had so many pets, but the cats all, like, flocked to me, so i made them each their own individual beds on my bed. so they each -- i, like, sewed them all their own comforters and pillows. i'm not kidding, and i would do it if i had this many cats. and i, like, potty trained them. w >> jimmy: what? >> yes. like they would follow me into the bathroom and i would go to the bathroom and they'd watch me and then they would do the same in the toilet. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: very interesting. >> yeah, and i didn't know that was weird until i went into high school and i was like, yeah, my cats use the toilet and they were like, that's not normal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: be like don't pee -- what, my cat pees in the toilet. that's your opening -- >> not a good conversation starter. >> jimmy: that's your opening line at parties. >> yeah, now i know why -- >> jimmy: hi, guys. >> i didn't have any boyfriends in high school. >> jimmy: hi, nice to meet you. my cat pees in the toilet. [ laughter ]
>> jimmy: which is -- i think it's a fantastic character. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: it's so unlike you and it's so funny and different. i'm not saying you're not funny. [ laughter ] >> that's fine. i get it. >> jimmy: you'll see what i'm talking about. she's very kind of awkward, but the story i really want to hear is i didn't know that you worked at disneyland. >> yeah, i did work at disneyland. >> jimmy: and miranda kind of got you fired from there. >> yeah, and by kind of, she did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah, i loved working at disneyland. >> jimmy: i love disneyland. >> i wanna be there every day. i wanna be there right now. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i loved working there. and i got to sing in the parades and in the different shows, and it was awesome, but we did six shows a day, and so i would entertain myself and my friends and the cast by doing miranda in the middle of performances, which was very unprofessional, because my character, miranda, cannot sing, cannot act, and is really inappropriate and to act that way at disneyland was not okay. so, you know, i'd be like doing this one show where it was like a rock concert for 2-year-olds, like there's mickey mouse and i had to be all bubbly. i'm like, hi, guys, i'm casey, you ready to have some fun today?
into the character, and one thing i didn't realize is that they have, like, spies basically at disneyland which are people who look like just normal pedestrians, enjoying the park, but they're really there to judge your performance. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and so i got a call from disney one day, they were like, colleen, we love having you here, but we feel like maybe you should start working on your vocals a little bit more. they're sounding a little sour. because i was singing as miranda in the park. >> jimmy: yeah, but you're doing your character. >> i know, i know. well, which was not okay, you know? yeah. we played pictionary. it was me and martin short versus miranda and jerry seinfeld. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i just wanna show a picture there. >> one of these things is not like the other for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, exactly, yeah. but we had fun. i really enjoyed playing with her. >> yeah, it was super fun. >> jimmy: and i was just thinking, maybe if there's any way that you could maybe show me how to -- how to -- can you get into character? >> you want me to become miranda right now? >> jimmy: is that possible? >> yeah, i can do it. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my god, i didn't know
i will do it. >> jimmy: how do we do it? >> yeah, i will do it. >> jimmy: how can i help you? do i distract? >> yeah, you can distract. >> jimmy: alright, here we go. >> distract. distract, jimmy. [ cheers ] [ laughter ] keep going, jimmy. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: almost there, almost there . >> this is great. i didn't know you were so good at this. [ cheers ] don't sit down. the finale. >> jimmy: not yet. ?? oh, my gosh. you're -- you are a totally different person. you are a totally different person than someone who was just sitting here a minute ago.
>> you look really good, i'm not kidding. >> jimmy: miranda. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's so great to have you back here on the show. >> i know. stop hitting on me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not hitting on you. i said it's great to have you back on the show. >> i know what that means, "hello." okay, listen, jimmy, i had so much fun last time i was here. however, i've been watching your show since i was here, because i had never heard of you before. and let me tell you, you are not a very good host. >> jimmy: okay, very good. do you have tips for me? >> yes, of course. i'm the best at everything, so i'm a singer, dancer, actor, model, magician, breather, crafts maker, person look atter, so, you know, i can do everything. so i can teach you how to be the host. >> jimmy: you can teach me. can you give me a tip? >> okay, number one. i think you should have more famous people on your show, okay? so, like, jon hamm, i never heard of him before. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's very famous. >> what is he famous for? making bologna? jon hamm? i never heard of him in my life. >> jimmy: that doesn't make any sense. why would jon hamm make bologna? >> ham, bologna,
[ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, that's a decent tip, yeah. >> that's number one. number two, you have a show all about yourself, yet you're asking people questions about them. if i were a host, i would make people tell me things about me. so, for example, if you were my guest and i'm the host, oh, hello. we have jimmy fallon on the show, everybody. oh, it's so great. [ cheers and applause ] do not. do not let them clap for your guests. okay, jimmy, tell me something about myself. >> jimmy: about yourself? >> yes. >> jimmywe a very, very talented. >> i know. and what about my eyes? >> jimmy: they're -- they glow. they glisten. >> and my lips? >> jimmy: you have beautiful lipstick. great job with your lipstick, by the way. >> are you getting the idea of how to do this? >> jimmy: yeah, but if you're such a great host can you cut to a clip of your show on netflix? >> okay, ready for this? we have a clip. here's me, "miranda sings," in "haters back off!" take a look. >> hi. i'm april. so glad you could join us. >> okay.
soprano? >> i'm american. >> okay. [ laughter ] why don't you just turn over this way. >> okay. >> we'll start right away. >> you know what, actually, i have an announcement before we get it started. i just want to say, please don't be intimidated by me. i can tell by the looks on your faces you're all freaking out. you're like, oh my gosh, this girl's so much prettier and so much more talented than all of us. what are we going to do? to be honest, this is going to really help your career, okay? >> jimmy: colleen ballinger! "miranda sings." "haters back off!" is available on netflix now. we'll be right back with a a performance of kings of leon! ?? [ cheers and applause ] ?? every time i travel,
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